ARRGH! Thar be pirates!
AVAST! Ye blasted land-lubbers,
I be tell’n ye tha plan o’ attack fer Rovers this week, if ye haven’t worked `t ou` yet `tis a swashbuckler night. Th` night will commence at 8:30 at th` hall feel free t` be dressin` up like a shipmate but ye better ensure ye be havin` yer sea dog voice too or be prepared t` keel haul th` plank.
Yer Captain,
Dread Swashbuckler Bonney (aka Mark l)